SONG:  “A, B, Ergo”

           

     Professor Kunkel

            (ver-r-r-ry slo-o-owly)

A:  I AM A MAN,

B:  SHE IS A WOMAN.

ERGO:  WE FIT.

 

C:  I AM INTELLIGENT,

D:  SHE IS NOT SO SMART.

ERGO:  WE COMPLEMENT.

 

E:  I AM METHODICAL,

F:  SHE IS SCATTER-BRAINED,

ERGO:  SHE WILL AMUSE ME.

 

G:  SHE LOVES SWEETS AND CAKES,

H:  I LOATHE THEM.

ERGO:  I WILL REFORM HER.

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