(bass or baritone)
(speaks his very short lines
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A satire on academics, Professor Kunkel speaks ve-e-e-e-ery slo-o-o-owly (slower than an actor might first think), saying nothing intelligible.
Costume A monk’s robe with tiny, close-set buttons from neck to floor. Or similar professorial garb, even colorful professorial neckware, as is customary at college graduations, but overdone.
“Sometimes a Man/Sometimes a Woman” (duet with Espi)
“Item, Item, Ergo”