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A musical about nothing
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“What They Can’t See”
Mach
Remember, Potts, humans are a gullible specie.
Remember, Potts, we invent reality.
Remember, Potts, all the things people believe in . . .
that . . .they . . .can’t . . .see!.
LIKE GOSSIP AND THE DAILY NEWS
WHICH ARE THE SOURCE OF EVERYONE’S VIEWS
ON THINGS THAT HAPPEN OUT OF SIGHT
OVER THE HILL, OR IN CHAMBERS TIGHT.
HE TOLD SHE TOLD HIM TOLD HER.
IF A NICE FELLOW SAID IT, IT HAD TO OCCUR.
DID ANYONE SEE…
THE CUNNING DEED, THE SECRET PACT,
THE CRYING NEED, THE GHASTLY ACT?
PLEASE, LET’S NOT CONFUSE
ALL THAT GOSSIP AND THE DAILY NEWS.
ONE CAN WONDER HOW FAR WE’VE GOT,
BUT IT’S A FACT OF THE HUMAN LOT
TO BELIEVE THINGS THAT CLEARLY ARE NOT.
TAKE RELATIONS BETWEEN THE SEXES.
LOVERS NEVER FACE THE FACTS.
FROM THE MOMENT OF ATTRACTION
THEY PUT ON THEIR FINEST ACTS.
HE’S A PRINCE, SHE’S A DOLL,
HE HOBBLES AND SQUINTS, SHE’S TEN FEET TALL.
THEN WHEN THE WEDDING KNOT IS TIED,
THEY SHOW AN OPPOSITE SIDE
AND COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT
THEIR MATE HAS A PROFUSION
OF FAULTS THEY HAD NOT PREVIOUSLY IDENTIFIED.
THEY MAKE IT ALL UP. THERE’S NO REALITY.
PEOPLE FIGHT FOR, DIE FOR, PAINT THE SKY
FOR THINGS THEY CANNOT SEE:
RANK, ELEGANCE, CLASS AND CHASTITY.
LA MODE, LA MYSTIQUE…
Potts
LA CREME…
Mach
AND THE BOURGEOISIE.
Potts
The bourgeoisie?
Mach
You can’t see it, can you?
Both
THE BOURGEOISIE!
Mach
AND WHAT SHALL WE SAY OF GOVER’MENT
WHOSE WAYS EVADE DISCOVERMENT,
WITH POMPOUS DISPLAYS THEY PASS LAWS AND DECREES
THAT SCARCELY…EVER…CURE THE DISEASE.
“WHEREFORE…,” “WHEREAS…,” “WHEREBY…” WHAT ON EARTH IS IT?!
THEIR WORDS ARE A JUMBLE SUBLIME AND EXQUISITE.
THEY BUILD PYRAMIDS, TEMPLES, STATUES, AND WORSE
TO THE GLORY OF … UH! [shrug shoulders to an unknown] WITH THEIR HAND IN YOUR PURSE.
THE SWEETEST NOTHINGS A LOVER MEANT
ARE SO MUCH SWEETER THAN THE NOTHINGS OF GOVER’MENT.
SO, FELLOWS, YOU SEE, THEY NEED YOU AND ME.
THEY NEED US TO PIQUE THEIR GULLIBILITY.
TO REMIND THEM IT’S CHIC TO IGNORE REALITY.
Potts
TO KISS MILORD’S FEET AND SHOUT THEY ARE FREE.
Pitts
TO SAY THERE’S TWO OR FOUR
WHEN THERE’S REALLY EXACTLY THREE.
Mach
IN SHORT . . .
All
THEY NEED US…
TO HELP THEM BELIEVE…
IN…WHAT…THEY…CAN’T…SEE!